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New Vendor Application Available: Friend Fest 2027 happening on Feb. 13-14, 2027
New Vendor Application Available: Friend Fest 2027 happening on Feb. 13-14, 2027

Damn You're Old Dino Card

$5.00

Damn you're old. Older than this dinosaur, maybe. Give the gift of a solid roast with this birthday card that illustrates exactly how ancient they've become. This birthday card is perfect for friends, siblings, or anyone who needs to be reminded that their youth is extinct.

✉️ Cards are A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
✉️ Envelopes included
✉️ All greeting cards are blank inside.