Derptiles

Fluffy, plush opossum backpack.

Fluffy, plush frog backpack.

Fluffy, plush raccoon backpack.

Fluffy, plush axolotl backpack.

Skonk the blue tongue skink! He's filled with super soft squishy stuffing and his hands and feet are filled with poly pellet beans. A big soft frie...

Forget bread crumbs, this pigeon has the whole slice! Bread Birb and his fancy necklace is a fun way to express your love for bread, pigeons, or bo...

Plush pigeon backpack.

An opossum in a trash can! Adopt this handsome little lad and watch him have the time of his life scrounging through the world's finest trash. This...

Ever wondered what it would be like to have a guardian animal? Look no further! This intimidating Opossum will keep all your enemies away with his ...

A derpy raccoon in a curbside garbage bin! He was designed to match his best friend, Trashbaby the Opossum. This 3-inch, double sided, shakeable ch...

This little leopard gecko has a sassy stance and its tongue sticking out! 1.5 inch hard enamel pin with screen printed details. Comes with a rubb...

Sometimes we only have two brain cells left. And they are frogs. In space. This 3-inch, double sided, shakeable charm comes with a star-shaped meta...

A 2.5 inch sticker of a very overwhelmed opossum. Maybe if he lies down for long enough his problems will go away. . . Our handmade stickers are l...

A rat that dreams of cooking, let his dreams come true! Our handmade stickers are waterproof and dishwasher-safe.

Inspired by that fire Elmo meme, this is a Demonic Poison Dart Frog (yes they're really called that) summoning chaos and destruction. This sticker ...

  Features a matte laminate instead of the usual glossy laminate. This sticker is roughly 2.5 inches long and is both water/UV-resistant.

A light blue lanyard featuring different reptiles and amphibians

Handmade sticker of a brown snake

 A very nice, adorable raccoon! Our handmade stickers are waterproof and UV resistant!