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Apply to Vend: San José Craft Holiday Fair on Nov. 26-28
Apply to Vend: San José Craft Holiday Fair on Nov. 26-28

Relationship: Two Things

$4.50

Inside message reads:
Get ready to take off your pants because we are celebrating --

Our anniversary
Your birthday
Valentine's Day
Rare weeknight sex

Comes with brown kraft envelope. A2 Size (4.25" x 5.5").